January 17, 2005

Hair today...

...gone tomorrow? John-Paul Pagano of Fightin' with Grapes reads the barber shop floor clippings for signs of Kim Jong Il's demise.

I'm a little disturbed that John-Paul called North Korea a "Daffy Duck Dystopia" -- the story seems to cry out for a Bugs Bunny reference...

How do?? Welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop, let me shave your crop
Daintily, daintily
Hey you!!
Don't look so perplexed, why must you be vexed, can't you see you're next
Yes you're next, you're so next
How about a nice close shave
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather lots of soap
Please hold still don't be a dope
Now we're ready for the scraping
There's no use to try escaping
Yell & scream & rant & rave
It's no use you need a shave
Ooh ouch ouch oh ouch oh oh ouch
There, you're nice and clean
Although your face looks like it might have gone through a machine

Posted by Ideofact at January 17, 2005 03:54 PM