Hair today...

...gone tomorrow? John-Paul Pagano of Fightin' with Grapes reads the barber shop floor clippings for signs of Kim Jong Il's demise.

I'm a little disturbed that John-Paul called North Korea a "Daffy Duck Dystopia" -- the story seems to cry out for a Bugs Bunny reference...

How do?? Welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop, let me shave your crop Daintily, daintily Hey you!! Don't look so perplexed, why must you be vexed, can't you see you're next Yes you're next, you're so next How about a nice close shave Teach your whiskers to behave Lots of lather lots of soap Please hold still don't be a dope Now we're ready for the scraping There's no use to try escaping Yell & scream & rant & rave It's no use you need a shave Ooh ouch ouch oh ouch oh oh ouch There, you're nice and clean Although your face looks like it might have gone through a machine