Never mind

What's all this I hear about laptops potentially reducing male fertility?

In all seriousness, I've had a laptop for years, and while I have on rare occasions rested it on my lap, for the most part it's been used far more on library carrels, airplane seat trays, cafe tables...

By the way, I'm not entirely sure that Bacall is sitting on Bogart's lap, but I seem to recall the scene above from To Have and To Have Not that way...